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El juez en un divorcio le dice al marido: -Despues de haber estudiado el caso, le concedo a su mujer una pension vitalicia de 50.000 pesetas, mas 10.000 por cada hijo. Tiene algo que decir? -Que es usted muy generoso, no se si podre dar algo yo tambien.
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Ryding is ready for a shot at the world's bestNorthamptonshire Evening Telegraph"I have also qualified again to represent my country in next year's European Championships in Pontevedra, Spain. "I am really proud I have continued to ... |
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Police BeatVisayan Daily StarSilva said Richard Tragonon, 32, of Pontevedra town, Negros Occidental, who is facing robbery charges, was released from the hospital after almost six days ... |
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DSWD turns over 500 houses in JaroNews Today OnlineSimilar housing projects are also being implemented in Ajuy, Iloilo with a budget of P5 million; Anini-y, Antique, P4.3 million; and Pontevedra, ... |
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